Stuck on what to get the man in your life? Be it your dad, brother, partner, or even your grumpy neighbour, finding the right gift for men can feel like trying to navigate through the Cornish countryside without a map—confusing, winding, and full of unexpected sheep traffic jams. Lucky for you, Par Market is here to save the day, brimming with unique treasures from local traders that’ll have you shouting "Kernow bys vyken!" (Cornwall forever, for those who don’t speak Cornish). Let’s take a humorous journey through Par Market’s gift stalls, where you’ll find the quirkiest, coolest, and dare we say, most manly gifts out there.
1. For the Handyman with Calloused Hands – Netherton Tools
You know the type: the guy who insists on fixing everything himself, from leaky taps to that "suspicious" rattle in his car. Well, it’s time to give him a gift that says, "Go on, have at it!" At Netherton Tools, you’ll find the finest selection of hammers, wrenches, and gadgets that he’ll probably use once, then lose in the shed. But hey, at least you tried. Plus, nothing screams "manly gift" more than a shiny new drill, right?
2. For the Footie Fanatic – Paraphernalia
Does your bloke chant the name of his favorite football team in his sleep? At Paraphernalia, you’ll find memorabilia galore—everything from signed footballs to team scarves that are perfect for him to wave frantically during the match. Whether it’s Man United, Liverpool, or even Torquay United (hey, we’re in Cornwall, not everyone’s Premier League!), there’s something here that’ll make his inner hooligan rejoice.
3. For the Vinyl-Loving Hipster – Pugs Records
Ah, the vinyl collector. He probably owns a record player that’s older than you and swears that "music sounds better on vinyl." At Pugs Records, you can fuel his nostalgic music addiction with classic old-school albums. From The Beatles to Bowie, this place is a treasure trove for any music-loving bloke who thinks streaming is for "amateurs." He’ll thank you as he cranks up the volume and informs you for the hundredth time that "today’s music just doesn’t have soul."
4. For the Bookworm Who Owns Too Many Bookshelves – Number 1 Bookshop
Got a guy in your life who can’t walk past a bookshop without being drawn in like a moth to a flame? Number 1 Bookshop is their spiritual home. Whether he's into crime novels, sci-fi, or biographies of other men doing manly things, there’s a book here with his name on it. Just don’t ask him how many books he’s actually read from his ever-growing pile, or you might end up in a lengthy discussion about the "TBR list."
5. For the Tech-Savvy Bloke – Cell Phone Shops
Is your guy always up to date with the latest tech gadgets, apps, and emojis? The Cell Phone Shops at Par Market are a one-stop destination for all things mobile. From sleek phone cases to quirky accessories (like that phone holder shaped like a Cornish pasty—yes, that’s a thing), you’ll find the perfect gadget for the man who’s always glued to his screen. Because who needs face-to-face conversation when you’ve got the latest app to distract him?
6. For the Grumpy T-Shirt Collector – Flockers Shirts
Does your man have a wardrobe full of sarcastic or slightly rude t-shirts that make everyone wonder if he’s secretly a comedian? Flockers Shirtsa is your gift heaven. Whether it’s a Grumpy Flocker signed shirt (yes, that's an actual thing!) or some other witty design, you’ll find something that matches his moody, "don’t talk to me before coffee" personality.
7. For the Shoe Obsessed – JK Shoes
Some men like their trainers a little too much. If you know a guy who spends more time polishing his kicks than doing actual exercise, head to JK Shoes. They’ve got a selection of shoes that’ll have him running (or strolling) in style. Plus, nothing says "I care about you" more than keeping his feet comfy, right?
8. For the Guy Who Always Loses His Socks – Dave’s Socks
Does he constantly complain about missing socks and blame it on some imaginary "sock goblin"? Dave’s Socks has got you covered. With their extensive range of socks and underwear, you can finally put an end to his sock-searching woes. Deep down, every man loves a good sock .
9. For the Comic Book Nerd – Wow Comics and 3D Prints
If your guy grew up with his nose in comic books and still thinks Batman is the greatest superhero of all time, Wow Comics will make him feel like a kid again. They’ve got everything from vintage comics to modern-day graphic novels, plus 3D prints of classic movie characters like Darth Vader or Iron Man. Basically, it’s nerd heaven.
10. For the Vaper Who’s Always Blowing Clouds – The Vape Stall
Got a guy who spends more time puffing on his vape than talking? The Vape Stall has everything he could ever need to create those fancy clouds of vapor that he’s probably Instagramming. With their range of e-liquids and cool vape accessories, you’ll have him puffing in style in no time. Just don’t get him started on the "vape vs. cigarettes" debate—you’ll be there for hours.
11. For the Die-Cast Car Enthusiast – Straw Pigs
Some men never outgrow their love for toy cars. Straw Pigs is the ultimate destination for the bloke who still gets excited about miniature die-cast car collections. From vintage vehicles to modern classics, you can find the perfect little addition to his ever-expanding collection. And if he starts making "vroom vroom" sounds, just smile and nod—it’s perfectly normal.
12. For the Guy Who Thinks Succulents Are the Only Plants He Won’t Kill – Looe Valley Plants
If you know a guy who’s terrible at keeping plants alive (let’s face it, that’s most of them), a succulent from Looe Valley Plants is the perfect gift. They’re low maintenance, don’t need constant watering, and can survive the forgetful neglect that most men seem to be masters of. It’s the gift that says, "I believe in your ability to not kill this."
13. For the Man Cave Decorator – Buzzard Films
Let’s talk about the man cave—a sacred space where men retreat to watch football, play video games, or simply escape from responsibility for a few hours. At Buzzard Films, you can grab unique prints that’ll make his walls look more impressive than his sports stats. From photography prints to exclusive movie art, you’ll find something that transforms his "I’ll get to it" wall into a gallery worthy of any Cornish man-cave dweller. Just don’t be surprised if he starts treating his new wall decor like the next Mona Lisa.
14. For the Guy With a Sweet Tooth – Cards and Sweet Shop
Men and sweets—an undeniable love affair. The Cards and Sweet Shop at Par Market has enough sugary treats to satisfy any bloke’s sweet tooth. Whether it’s nostalgic retro sweets or a cheeky Cornish fudge, it’s a perfect little add-on to any gift. And if you’ve got a card to write, well, you’re in luck—they’ve got all the funny, heartfelt, or downright cheeky cards you could ever need. Nothing says, “Happy Birthday, mate” like a bag of sweets and a card that makes him laugh-snort.
15. For the Watch Enthusiast – Nic of Time
If your man is always late or thinks he's James Bond because he owns one fancy watch, then Nic of Time is the place for you. With an array of timepieces, you can finally help him be fashionably on time (emphasis on "fashionably"). Whether he’s into sleek stainless steel, leather straps, or even vintage numbers that make him feel like a secret agent, there’s a watch here that’ll have him checking his wrist just for fun. It’s the gift that says, "Maybe you’ll be on time to dinner for once."
Ditch the Socks: Gift Him Some Nepalese Swagger!
Forget the same ol' socks and ties—give the men in your life a wardrobe upgrade from Tony's Clothing at Par Market! 🧥 Why settle for boring when you can gift them vibrant Nepalese shirts, pants, or cozy jackets that scream "I’ve just come back from a Himalayan adventure" (without leaving Cornwall)? 🌍🌈 Whether he's a fashion risk-taker or just loves staying warm, Tony's ethically-made, handmade gear is the perfect way to say, "I see your plain tee, and I raise you a splash of colour
Final Thoughts: The Best Gift Ideas for Men in Cornwall
Par Market is your one-stop shop for finding unique, hilarious, and downright brilliant gift ideas for men in the Cornwall area. From tools and tech to football memorabilia, vinyl records, and unique wall prints, you’ll be spoilt for choice. So next time you’re stuck on what to get that special (or grumpy) guy in your life, skip the socks and aftershave and head to Par Market for something truly unforgettable.
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